Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Top Ten Moments From Last Night's 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

10. Brian May May Not Have Bitten the Dust Yet and Is Still a Champion (To Me)
I'm a huge classic rock buff, so seeing Brian May come out and really rock with Lady Gaga made my day. It made my whole night to see one of the old lords of the dance come out and show that "the wrinkles can still wrock!" and still rock. So what should we call this new band? Lady Brian? Gagamay?

9. Katy Prry's Very Prrrty!. . . Meow Sexy Outfit
Oh no she di-int. Say what you want about Lady Katie's dozen or so #1 collaborations with #1 songwriter Dr. Luke, she has class, she has style... and she really turned some heads on the red carpet with her eye-catching dress.

8. Russell Brand Get's the Party Started With Some Off-Brand Laughs
Not to put the goose before the gander (or whatever is what) in this dynamic hollywood homecoming pulchritocracy, but for my money, there's nobody better than Russ to get the laughs pumping from the pie-hole this year at the MT VV mMaze.

7. Pit Bull Barks Up the Right Tree With a Powerful Performance
Now, look. Is there a summer jam out now that doesn't have this dude on it? Having danced to his super-hits all summer it was finally great to put a face to all the songs. Oh, never-have-I-ever thought that the face could have been something so raw, so hip-hip and so really, really, really a great song. Hot look!

4. Lady Gaga Does the Ol' Switcheroo and Dresses Like a Man — That's Entertainment!
What in the world! Now I've seen everything.

4. Fresh Off a Hot Pre-Divorce Party a Cardassian Takes Stage to Award an Award on Someone With an Award
That was good, and not Star Trek related, but, no. Kanye West and Jay-Z had to be the highlight.

1. No, But the Highlight—For Me—Had to Be Beyoncé Knowlés' "Poignant Pregnancy Performance"

Go large. What.

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